ALL OF THEM.

did karkat just say he would have sex with me for a pie?

i think karkat just said he would have sex with me for a pie.

why have i been giving him them for free all this time.

(a bit of a 180 from the previous mood, but this is my favorite ask ever and i have been wanting to answer for months. it’s a work of art. also can we just pretend i didn’t forget kk’s glasses in the previous one, or maybe that he took them off because of all the emotions he was feeling)

THERE’S NO WAY THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN THOUGH. OTHER THAN THE HAIR, THOSE TWO ARE NOTHING ALIKE. BESIDES, JOHN WOULD HAVE TOLD ME.

I’D BE WILLING TO SAW OFF MY ARM IF HEIR HAD WANTED IT, SO HUMAN MARRIAGE WOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM. IT’D BE REALLY FUCKING GREAT, IN FACT. THERE’S NO WAY HE’D BE INTERESTED IN ME THOUGH, SO THERE’S NO POINT PONDERING THAT. RIGHT NOW, I’D BE SATISFIED BY JUST MEETING HIM AGAIN, BEING ABLE TO BE IN HIS PRESENCE… I’M NOT GOING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE GET IN TROUBLE ON PURPOSE THOUGH, THAT’D BE FUCKING STUPID. ALL I CAN REALLY DO IS WAIT, AND IT’S GODDAMN FRUSTRATING.